Samstag, 7. Mai 2011
Mannheim
Little Black Dress
For Luke
Following every Qantas flight, pilots fill out a form called a gripe sheet, which conveys to the mechanics problems encountered with the aircraft during the flight that need repair or correction.
The mechanics read and correct the problem, and then respond in writing on the lower half of the form what remedial reaction was taken, and the pilot reviews the gripe sheet before the next flight.
Never let it be said that ground crews and engineers lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual logged maintenance complaints, and problems as submitted by Qantas pilots and the solution recorded by maintenance engineers. By the way, Qantas is the only major airline that has never had an accident.
P= The problem logged by the pilot.
S= The solution and action taken by the engineers.
P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S:Almost replaced left inside main tire.
P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.
P:Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.
P:Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces 200 feet per minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce on ground.
P:Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.
P:DME volume unbelievably loud.
S:DME volume set to more believable level.
P:Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S:That’s what they’re there for.
P:IFF inoperative.
S:IFF always inoperative in the OFF mode.
P:Suspected crack in windshield.
S:Suspect you’re right.
P:Number 3 engine missing.
S:Engine found on right wing after brief search.
P:Aircraft handles funny.
S:Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.
P:Target radar hums.
S:Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.
P:Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.
P:Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S:Took hammer away from midget
Montag, 18. April 2011
Sandbagging???
Mittwoch, 9. Februar 2011
It's finally finished
Plans for a Shock overhaul, new wheels, and regreasing of bearings are in order. Along with a deep cleansing scrub that bubbles down to the threads on the nuts :D I'm hoping to enter into the Utah Downhill circuit this year to see how I can do and so I'm very excited to now have a place to myself where I can tune my bike. :D
Now of course some things are going to have to be acquired over time. Tools like a truing stand, headset press, Bottom Bracket Removal Tool, and cable cutters are all on the mind, but first addition will probably be the all essential stool. I'm currently using this bad boy fashioned out of three 4x4's and a piece of particle board I had lying around. It's fastened together with furniture tacks and I've nailed a 2x4 underneath it to keep the thin 'seat' from bending when I sit down. I know many carpenters out there are groaning quite loudly at this abhoration of construction, but really it's quite sturdy, and effective, but I too cannot wait to find a padded cushion to sit on.
Freitag, 29. Oktober 2010
NEW BIKE DAY!!!

US MSRP: $1,500*
- 4130 double-butted cromoly frame with ISCG mounts and vertical drop outs
- Marzocchi Dirt Jumper 2 80mm travel fork with 20mm thru-axle
- BMX-style 4130 cromoly tubular cranks with Syncros chainguide
- SRAM X.9 8-speed rear derailleur; short cage
- Avid BBDB 5 mechanical disc brakes
Pea Soup
*Actual retail price may vary based on any added dealer freight, tax, and assembly fees.
Frame 4130 Double Butted Cromo W/ ISCG integrated mount and vertical drop outs Sizes 13” Short , 13” Long Frame Shock N/A Fork Marzocchi Dirt Jumper 2; 20mm Thru Axle 80mm Travel Headset Ritchey Drop In Internal Crank Set 4130 Tubular Cromo 10 spline interface W/ e.thirteen 32t crownwheel Bottom Bracket Euro Sealed Derailleur Front Syncros Chainguide Derailleur Rear SRAM X.9 Composite Short Cage Freewheel SRAM PG850 8-Speed 11-28 Chain Shimano HG40 Pedals Pivit Featherlite w/ Replaceable Pins Handlebar Syncros FR riser bar; 40mm rise 710mm width; 31.8 clamp Stem Syncros FR; 50mm extension; 31.8 clamp Grips SDG Lock On Derailleur Shifter SRAM X5 Trigger Shifter; 8 Speed Right Side Only Saddle SDG Skylite I-Beam Seat Post SDG I Beam Alloy Mirco Adjust 25.4 Seat Post Clamp Pivit alloy bolt on Hubset Pivit Sealed 120t driver disc Alloy 8/9 Speed Cassette; Pivit 20mm Sealed Rim SUN S.O.S 32h Spokes Stainless Steel 14g Tires Kenda Small Block 8 2.35F / Kiniption 2.3R Brakes Avid BBDB 5 Mechanical Disc w/ 6” Rotor Brake Lever Avid FR5
So.. you survived the data sheet :D Did you understand any of it? I can upload the geometry schematics too if you wish. But if you haven't already heard or figured it out by now I have a newly added mistress to my harem of bicycles. I'd like you all to meet my new DJ (dirt jump) bike. Made from chromolly steel for a very smooth ride this baby is a mix between a BMX bike and a hardtail mountain bike. It's main riding design if you haven't guessed is for lofting yourself off of large kickers and manicured jumps, but it's also burly enough to be ridden down some pretty good trails. Ever since I spent my first winter on Elizabeths tiny little red bike I've been craving a good light bike that could be ridden in the town, and at the local dirt jumps. The streets here in Pocatello don't stay covered in snow, and so I'm hoping that as the mountains begin to be closed to biking that I'll be able to keep honing some of my new found "skills" by riding this sweet baby! Stairs, Walls, Dirt Jumps, and Retaining Walls beware this is going to be fun :D
If you're still reading I guess you're probably interested in knowing the story of how I got this little gal. Well I first wanted to get her when Scott's (bike shop I wrench at) picked up Haro Bikes this year, but sadly even with Employee Purchase this beauty was out of my price range for most of the summer. She retails for about $1500, and the shop gets them for about $850, and with the 20% of wholesale that comes to roughly $650-$700 for Employee Purchase. I still wanted it though and as mom has often told me (generally in reference to getting my room clean) that whenever I wanted something I somehow tend to find a way to get it (she would then punctuate the point that I should want to clean my room and then I'd find a way to get it done). So I've been putting little bits of money aside all summer hoping to maybe have enough by seasons end, but when I totaled the books I only had enough for the bike that's a few tiers down from this guy :(.
It's not a bad little bike, but it's kinda like buying a Kia Sephia when what you really want is a Nissan Xterra. It does the job... but.. well you all know. But being the budget friendly guy I am I decided to go and order what I could afford, but to my great pleasure I found that the Haro Steel Reserve 8 was on clearance for only a few bucks more than the 1.2 :D
And well.. the rest is kinda history, and since I'm scheduled to go riding here in like 10 min I better wrap this up and get to the trail. When I get pictures I'll post them, but until then just admit to yourself that you're a tiiinny bit jealous ;)
Dienstag, 14. September 2010
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