Mittwoch, 24. August 2011
Help... someone stole the soap
Well not two hours ago I had just made my way back to my bunk, and given the incredible humidity of the day I was ripe for a shower. So I gathered up my things and made my way over to the showers only to find them occupied. Not really wanting to go back to my room just yet I figured I'd step outside and walk down to the Rhein(about 50 yards)while I waited for the showers to open up. A thunderstorm was rolling by in the distance and I figured while I watched the lightshow I'd try skipping a few rocks out onto the river. Putting my hat, shampoo, and towel, down onto a bench I walked the last twenty feet or so to the river.
The lightning was awesome, and the storm was close enough that the thunder felt like the sky was being torn in half. Even the wind was strong enough that I could stand out on a rock and lean out over the Rhein without falling in. It really was something to behold.
The storm was quickly passed, as most summer storms are, maybe five minutes at the longest, and then I turned around to find my bench completely empty with the exception of my hat.
Seems I'd just been robbed.
I tried to be upset, and it may have worked for about 3 maybe 4 seconds, until the picture of some homeless man walking around town with nothing but a bottle of shampoo and a towel and around his waist popped into my head.
I guess the guy really needed a shower, as that's all he took.
I still feel the need to chuckle when I think about it. Maybe next time I'll leave a razor and some shaving cream out. ;)
Dienstag, 16. August 2011
Leaving on a Jet Plane
Anyway as I woke up this morning and looked at my bare 10' X 10' bedroom it kinda hit me that I'm out of here :) All that's left to do is pay some final bills, roll up the sleeping bag, and unplug the tv. It's going to be weird. It's going to be hard. It's going to be alot of things, but most of all... THIS IS GOING TO FREAKING ROCK!!!! And if not... well at least I got to go on a plane ride :D
Freitag, 5. August 2011
Me in Fifty Years
"HALLUCINATIONS" LOST FOOTAGE FROM THE ANGELS & AIRWAVES FILM "LOVE" from Angels And Airwaves on Vimeo.
Also this video is pretty rad as well. Kings and Queens by Thirty Seconds to MarsMontag, 18. Juli 2011
WILL HE COME BACK ALONE??
Samstag, 7. Mai 2011
Mannheim
Little Black Dress
For Luke
Following every Qantas flight, pilots fill out a form called a gripe sheet, which conveys to the mechanics problems encountered with the aircraft during the flight that need repair or correction.
The mechanics read and correct the problem, and then respond in writing on the lower half of the form what remedial reaction was taken, and the pilot reviews the gripe sheet before the next flight.
Never let it be said that ground crews and engineers lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual logged maintenance complaints, and problems as submitted by Qantas pilots and the solution recorded by maintenance engineers. By the way, Qantas is the only major airline that has never had an accident.
P= The problem logged by the pilot.
S= The solution and action taken by the engineers.
P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S:Almost replaced left inside main tire.
P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.
P:Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.
P:Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces 200 feet per minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce on ground.
P:Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.
P:DME volume unbelievably loud.
S:DME volume set to more believable level.
P:Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S:That’s what they’re there for.
P:IFF inoperative.
S:IFF always inoperative in the OFF mode.
P:Suspected crack in windshield.
S:Suspect you’re right.
P:Number 3 engine missing.
S:Engine found on right wing after brief search.
P:Aircraft handles funny.
S:Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.
P:Target radar hums.
S:Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.
P:Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.
P:Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S:Took hammer away from midget

